Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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