I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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