I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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