i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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