Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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