It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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