Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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