i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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