Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
cat food counts as protein by the way
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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