is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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