we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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