I feel like abortions should bother me more
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My vagina is very pro this idea
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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