can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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