I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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