North Korea, Best Korea!
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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