dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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