it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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