Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
my liver is dry heaving
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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