Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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