i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
vagina is talking i cant
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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