Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
bring money and cleavage
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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