He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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