he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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