this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
