this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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