we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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