Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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