why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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