By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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