I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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