oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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