did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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