am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
send nudes
from the living room?
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