Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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