Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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