How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You left your underwear on the fireplace
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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