why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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