I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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