My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I would ride that face into the sunset
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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