i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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