he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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