we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
