he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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