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no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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