The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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