I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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