...so i touched it.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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