a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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