Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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