U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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