i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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