Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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